Cross the effing road dude!!
Ya I know its cold and foggy and ppl hate to stay outside for long, so everybody is in a hurry…I guess I am included in that everybody category as well.
Its not just that im in noida, UP that ive come up with such a post but these things happen all over delhi and im sure all across the country as well. Well m talking about the ppl who are walking on the streets, lost in their world and get the sudden realization to cross the road….and they just do it!!! No srsly they just do it as in they wont look here and there just make a turn and start walking on the road.
Then there are the ones who will walk holding hands, m talking about guys, yeah two grown up boys will walk hand in hand and they want to cross the road but then they look and wait, but hey one of them gets a sudden inspiration from Ussain Bolt and he thinks he can streak across the road and he does that. Now that’s still ok but the shitty part is when he shakes his hand and lets go of his “partner” and the other guy is caught unawares and is shocked about the fact that his soulmate is running away from him….without looking anywhere else he runs after him….and u as a motorist are left with the suspense, every single time, if he’s gonna run or not!!!! I guess that’s what true love is….
And then there are THE ONEs. You know how Neo did it in matrix….stopped bullets in mid air because he was the one n all tht….yeah u have them running all over the city out here. These people will cross the busiest of all roads in heavy traffic some 10mts away from the red light and yes they will show you the hand like neo did to the bullets and keep on walking. They BELIEVE in this.
M not even gonna start on the kids who run half way and then decide the other side was better or they are hit with the realization that they are not gonna make it…well women still show the same trait despite the fact that they are anything but kids….too much effort into staying young ehh….
Somehow I just cant stop getting ideas on this one!!!
Anyways be safe and always always keep smiling!!!!
posted by and there was THE ONE at
22:53
10 Comments:
Hehehe....i cn soooo totally relate to the "ONE"...i love doing that ;) heheheh
i got tired of writing so much so i thot i can skip women and roads....there are too many jokes abt them anyways!!!
and then there are the free spirited ONEs..the bikers...the road is some gaming arena for them and the ones crossing the road are like these obstructions u just wanna get rid off..lol..but i'll have to blame the basic traffic sense too..good post neway..
Hah...! nice sanchi ;)
well in case u dint read the blog let me brief it for u....its abt ppl or rather pedestrians who cross the roads in a funny manner...
this is not a grievance cell for all ure traffic woes...m sure even u can write a book and a series to tht on lady drivers....
hahaha! Lady drivers man! Hell...some of the drive real good! But you know about the rest!
My cars bumper has been clipped 3 times, it was a lady driver trying to cut me across from the left as soon as the lights turned green... every time!
Now, I am not a good driver by any luck or measure, but I think a lot of these women are nervous when they are driving.
Listen u both..better keep the lady drivers out of this!!you have a problem with us and the ones crossing the road..likewise i too have a serious issue with all you bikers...sure can write a book on that anuj..your ruinous skills and more!!
hahaha! My Apologies ,Lady!
You must notice that I am not referring to each and every Lady driver, just the vast majority of them!
Cheers!
hmmm well the essence of the post is so lost!!!!
the post should have been the battle of the sexes...
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