kya baat hai kya chees hai paisa!!
yeah...thts like my mom's fav song, specially on the days when i go to her asking for money....
i never realised when this sense of humour developed!!!
but i felt like singing this song during the induction and orientation program of this company i have joined as a summer intern. there were like 25 employees who had joined and were attending the program. it was a regular boring HR form filling marathon and then later a someone came from the finance to explain the pay slip and all the deductions....i thought this should be brief...everyone should know abt it, everyone was "experienced". but then....
1. if i join in the month of may when will i be charged for my transport?
and i was like wow thts a good question to start with....i thought the next question will be if i join in may then when will i get paid....i guess they were taking it easy on the finance lady...
2. do i need to produce the bills to claim reimbursements?
even the NGOs ask for it u idiot!!!this is a private fucking firm....
3.what is the upper limit to savings, insurance, reimbursement, food coupons,travel basically they want to know the upper limit to everything and there was this one person who thought that "upper limit" and "maximum" are two different things so everything was repeated twice which reached the upper limit of the finance persons patience and she had the WTF!!!! expression on her face. and u kno wt they choose the minimum plan for everything!!!
4.if we're off will we be charged for the cab service or conveyance....i mean how difficult can this question be...so ok no you will not be charged and an amt will be deducted on daily basis....so someone asks the calculation who comes by the cab from noida....some other smartie asks for the calculation cuz he takes the company bus....and there is another one who asks for the calculation cuz he takes a cab from delhi.....i mean srsly???
these guys are hired as business analysts....no wait....SENIOR business analysts!!!!they are supposed to analyze businesses and they cant fig out simple unitary method for each days traveling expenses!!!
all this time i was humming this song and imagining all these guys dancing arnd akshay kumar dressed like katrina kaif!!!!obviously i had a shitty day....
i never realised when this sense of humour developed!!!
but i felt like singing this song during the induction and orientation program of this company i have joined as a summer intern. there were like 25 employees who had joined and were attending the program. it was a regular boring HR form filling marathon and then later a someone came from the finance to explain the pay slip and all the deductions....i thought this should be brief...everyone should know abt it, everyone was "experienced". but then....
1. if i join in the month of may when will i be charged for my transport?
and i was like wow thts a good question to start with....i thought the next question will be if i join in may then when will i get paid....i guess they were taking it easy on the finance lady...
2. do i need to produce the bills to claim reimbursements?
even the NGOs ask for it u idiot!!!this is a private fucking firm....
3.what is the upper limit to savings, insurance, reimbursement, food coupons,travel basically they want to know the upper limit to everything and there was this one person who thought that "upper limit" and "maximum" are two different things so everything was repeated twice which reached the upper limit of the finance persons patience and she had the WTF!!!! expression on her face. and u kno wt they choose the minimum plan for everything!!!
4.if we're off will we be charged for the cab service or conveyance....i mean how difficult can this question be...so ok no you will not be charged and an amt will be deducted on daily basis....so someone asks the calculation who comes by the cab from noida....some other smartie asks for the calculation cuz he takes the company bus....and there is another one who asks for the calculation cuz he takes a cab from delhi.....i mean srsly???
these guys are hired as business analysts....no wait....SENIOR business analysts!!!!they are supposed to analyze businesses and they cant fig out simple unitary method for each days traveling expenses!!!
all this time i was humming this song and imagining all these guys dancing arnd akshay kumar dressed like katrina kaif!!!!obviously i had a shitty day....
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i mean serioursly dude!!!! start working on the quality of your blogs.....sittin vella in office is seriously taking a toll on u..
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