a funny funny evening!!

i went shopping wid ma....i guess tht shud be funny enuff....but no i went to karol bagh where apparently i was sposed to pick up some tees for myself, so ma was taking me shopping. cool .i shudve been suspicious....i havnt been to karol bagh since i dnt kno wen and the reason being tht tht place does not have anything for guys!!!wht was i to do in a girly place....so obvly i started checking out girls....then there was this particularly hot girl walking down the street and my ma caught my gaze "beta sadak pe dekh ke chalo..."and i had to smile sheepishly and i thot "ya ryt! sadak is the place to see!!!!"
so i picked up some random stuff, some deos, useless stuff to kill time and more importantly irritate my mum. i dint kno i wud be using the deodourant so soon!!!i left the market arnd 730ish hoping tht the sunday metro crowd wudnt be bad....but then there was hardly any place to enter.....now i kno it was raining and it was humid so ppl sweat alot ergo the phenomenon of body odour....happy realisation anuj....there was this guy next to me holding on to the bar/rod on the top, basically his arm pit was doing wat it did....i cud not move away as well....i shit u not i took out the deo and sprayed it thru his shirt!!!!!and in a very obvious vague manner i sprayed a lil all over on nothingness just so tht it doesnt seem obvious....i dint care or dare for his reaction....
slowly the metro started getting khaali and from somewhere a really cute girl with amazing eyes(yes arastu give her 2 yrs and she will be a BOMB) entered the compartment....there was a family wid young kids who were fooling arnd and there was a particular brat who just wont stay still....maybe he thot the girl was cute too so he started staring at her dunno for wat joy.....i mean he must have been wat 7 yrs max!!!!then suddenly he came running and jumped on the girls backpack and tried hanging onto it....obvly the boy lost hold as the girl stumbled a lil and then i realised tht it was the bag tht was more attractive to the kid....i got dirty looks from the girl as i started laffing and i almost told her tht i have nuthing to do with the kid....
finally the station came and i wasted a wonderful evening....but then for a change it was fun!!!!
plz dnt ever goto karol bagh guys!!!!

a weekend full of masti and booze

these days masti without booze is so not happening....but meeting prateek and tarun and prateek's friend was total masti.....for a change daaru was not all tht important!!!!(srsly)
its so much fun wen old frens sit and tok abt college and all the fuck ups tht gave us jokes for a lifetime and ofcurz shah rukh khan being imitated by tarun who was piss drunk (as good ol' hostel days) was killer......a well spent saturday
sunday ko my cousins turned up and i knew beer wud follow soon!!!!but then my cousins are so full of all the family drama tht cropped up wen i was out of delhi, hass hass ke dimaag ka bhosda hua hai kabhi.....if u understand tht then tht was basically my weekend....
as always missed cricket....tht wud have been icing....
the best thing was all the booze was free (m so cheap!!!)
from friday till sunday i have been sleeping for 3 hrs a day....been making new frenz.....the latesht one really dunno wat to say....
monday-i had a flat tyre this morning when i was coming to college....i knew karma wud get bak....
abhi m sitting in a particularly mind fucking lecture of accounts where the proff is babbling abt some P&L account and i have absolutely no idea abt it......
ive never felt so sleepy on a monday morning like today.....but no regrets, the weekend was well spent....
keep smiling!!